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New Ambulance Design for the 21st late 20th Century

January 26, 2012 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

I found this article New ambulance design: Making responses fit for the 21st century at the EMS1.com website and was excited to read it. Well, until I read it, that is.

What I found was a bunch of “advances” that are all pretty much common on North American ambulances and have been for years. I won’t quote the entire article, you should read it yourself, but I will quote some parts and add my own pithy comments.

‘Nobody, until now, has stood back and looked at the design of an ambulance with what it has to do now, where you’ve got paramedics that are trained to diagnose. They don’t just have to take people straight to A&E; they carry quite sophisticated drugs with them, they prescribe and administer and they can actually discharge people on scene.’

Except that 60% of the time, they do have to take people to the hospital. Which is why ambulances are designed to do just that.

The first rather radical step in terms of research was for members of the Hamlyn design team to ride with an ambulance crew on full 12-hour shifts around London.

Oooo, radical. 12 whole hours to see what paramedics do, so now they are experts in ambulance design.

Part of the solution was a ‘working wall’ that had all the equipment readily available, including five universal treatment packs containing consumables for commonly occurring call-outs – namely wound dressings, airways and oxygen, maternity, burns and cannulation. ‘So that it almost jumps to you rather than going to a cupboard and finding your way,’ Fusari said.

Does he mean to say that ambulances in England don’t have jump kits, primary bags, airway bags, or whatever they might be called? On each call do the medics have to go to the “cupboard” and scoop up an armload of equipment and supplies? One of the very first things I had to do when I first started working on an ambulance full time over 30 years ago was to buy my own jump kit. I could fill it with supplies issued by my agency, and the agency even had issued kits I could use if I wanted to. Only no one wanted to because they were so lame. They weren’t made to be useful, they were made to comply with state regulations.

By creating a leaner internal environment, the team was able to free up space and move the patient trolley bed into the middle for 360° access. In current ambulances, the trolley is clamped to the right-hand side of the wall, making it difficult for paramedics to work on the left-hand side of the patient.

Center mounted cot? New? Really? We don’t use them currently, we tried them and found out that they didn’t work for us. Other systems have used them for at least 10 years, maybe more. Along with the CPR seat, which we also hated.

Another modification was to include a moulded composite interior with just two components, creating a single seam in the middle, complete with curved, flushed surfaces for shelves and cupboards. This was intended to help with infection control.

This isn’t a bad idea, but two pieces is. Inevitably, something will crack and need to be replaced. With the current design with all those panels and screws, if a panel breaks, it can be replaced. A modular design will require half of the interior to be replaced. Seems like a waste to me.

The overhead monitor above the patient trolley folds down and carries all the functionality of a Lifepak 15 device, including a defibrillator and a monitor for oxygen saturation and blood pressure. The monitor also has a video link to the receiving hospital doctor or expert consultants for complex cases.

So, the patient has to be dragged out to the ambulance to be attached to the cardiac monitor? In the late 1970s when the LifePak 5 was introduced paramedics finally had a lightweight cardiac monitor/defibrillator that could be easily brought to the patient’s side. Ever since then the trend has been to make equipment more capable and keep the portability factor constant. The industry hasn’t always succeeded, but the trend has held in general. With this innovation we are faced with bringing the patient to the ambulance to see what their heart is doing or duplicating equipment by having a fixed monitor AND a portable monitor. That not only sounds inefficient, it sounds expensive. And impractical.

The link to the hospital doctor or expert consultant has been tried and isn’t really practical. Emergency Departments, at least around here, are way too busy for doctors to stop what they are doing for a video conference. Nor do I see them making decisions without having the patient in front of them and being able to examine them.

Of course the UK system might be totally different.

Meanwhile, the driver’s console includes satellite navigation as well as the option to see what’s going on in the back.

Satellite navigation = GPS box. Which most of the ambulance services around here have had for 5 or more years. Cameras in the back? The driver should be keeping his eyes on the road, not the patient compartment. No mention of a back up camera, which seems to becoming more or less standard on ambulances in the US.

Finally, there is a handheld digital tablet for administration and entering patient reports. Data from the central monitor is automatically uploaded to it.

Been there, done that, got the stylus. Really, this technology has been around since the early 1990s, although it’s improved dramatically in the past 10 years. I can upload ECG data into my patient care report and then upload that to a central server for billing, case review, court testimony, and complaint investigation. It is not, as a friend of mine says, rocket surgery.

It seems that what the designers have done here is not create a new ambulance, but have tried to transform it into a primary care vehicle. Here are things I don’t see in the not very well done video or the artist renditions in the referenced article. Back boards, splints, scoop stretcher, stair chair. Do ambulances in England now have those devices? Every one of those devices is designed to facilitate treating and moving an injured person to the ambulance and thence to the hospital. An absence of any reference to them reinforces my thought that this isn’t an ambulance, but a primary care delivery vehicle that will secondarily transport patients to the hospital.

That this is hailed as a 21st Century design has me baffled. There is little new here, little that is not already in common use in many ambulance services. There is also little that is going to make the daily work life of EMTs and paramedics any easier than it is now.

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It’s Only Words

January 25, 2012 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

Google’s unofficial motto is “Don’t Be Evil”.

Apparently it’s just a slogan without meaning.

Google to pay $500 million over online drug ads

“While Canada has its own regulatory rules for prescription drugs, Canadian pharmacies that ship prescription drugs to U.S. residents are not subject to Canadian regulatory authority, and many sell drugs obtained from countries other than Canada which lack adequate pharmacy regulations,” the Justice Department said.

Google at one time accepted advertising from overseas online pharmacies but later confined such ads to those from the United States and Canada.

You can argue the propriety of allowing people to buy drugs from Canada that are supposed to be the same as US sold drugs, only cheaper. Of course in some cases the drugs from Canada aren’t really from Canada and some of them might not actually be the drug advertised.

Either way, Google was making money from advertising products that were illegal in the US and they knew it.

This story is from August, so it’s not exactly new. What is new is the story that the FBI built the case against Google using a convicted con man serving time in a federal prison. Set a thief to catch a thief, I guess.

Con Artist Starred in Sting That Cost Google Millions

The full story is subscriber content only, so if you’re not a subscriber you’ll only see part of the story.

So, I guess Google’s motto only applies when money isn’t involved.

$500 Million is a huge amount to most people, but to Google it’s pocket change since they have about $45 Billion in cash reserves.

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Help Me Make It Through The Night

January 25, 2012 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

Written by Kris Kristopherson and recorded by, well, just about everyone.

Sammi Smith’s version was a huge hit for her on the Country, Pop, and Easy Listening charts as well as being a hit in Europe and Canada.

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But, They Caught It On The First Bounce

January 25, 2012 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

From the media coverage, you’d think that the heart had bounced out of the cooler and was flopping around on the sidewalk. The organ was triple wrapped in plastic and protected from the elements. It’s embarrassing to the “medics” involved, but neither the heart nor the recipient suffered any injury. Both are together and doing fine.

Mrs. TOTWTYTR wanted to know if the five second rule applied, but I told her I didn’t think so.

Oh, and I don’t know that the people doing the transfer were “medics” doctors, nurses, or UPS guys. Chances are that the media doesn’t know either. Which is typical of the laziness that passes for journalism these days.

 

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The Name Game

January 23, 2012 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

Rebranding is defined by Wikipedia as,

Rebranding is the creation of a new name, term, symbol, design, or a combination of them for an established brand with the intention of developing a differentiated (new) position in the mind of stakeholders and competitors.[1][2]

Far from just a change of visual identity, rebranding should be part of an overall brand strategy for a product or service.[3]

This may involve radical changes to the brand’s logo, brand name, image, marketing strategy, and advertising themes. These changes are typically aimed at the repositioning of the brand/company, sometimes in an attempt to distance itself from certain negative connotations of the previous branding, or to move the brand upmarket. However, the main reason for a re-brand is to communicate a new message for a company, something that has evolved, or the new board of directors wish to communicate.

Rebranding can be applied to new products, mature products, or even products still in development. The process can occur intentionally through a deliberate change in strategy or occur unintentionally from unplanned, emergent situations, such as a “Chapter 11 corporate restructuring,” “union busting,” or “bankruptcy.”

Apparently, DC Fire EMS (DC-FEMS) Chief Kenneth Ellerbe has decided to rebrand DCFD into DC-FEMS. Not exactly news since he issued the order some time back. Predictably, the fire suppresssion side of the agency isn’t happy with this and would like to stay with the moniker DCFD with an EMS division and a fire suppression division.

On the surface Ellerbe seems to be sending a message that DCFDEMSEIEIO is one big happy family. From news reports over the past few years, I’d think it’s one big dysfunctional family, but what do I know?

The crux of the latest crisis is that the agency has banned perfectly good outer wear that has the old, no longer permitted, lettering and logo.

DC Firefighters Taking Stand Against Latest Uniform Change

“I know it looks like a Home Shopping Network display here, but this is what
we have gone through,” said Lieutenant Robert Alvarado with Truck 13,
showing FOX 5 on a table all of the winter weather gear he has purchased
that is now no longer compliant with the uniform policy. “We started out at
the end of the year with this t-shirt here and this sweatshirt here and both
were an acceptable uniform item. As of January 1st, these items are done,
can’t wear them. This jacket as well because it has DCFD on the back, and
this is a winter jacket purchased with my own money which makes me clearly
identifiable as a member of the department. That’s no longer good.”

What is infuriating to Lt. Alvarado and others on the department is the fact
these changes don’t come cheap.

The fire department does not pay for winter outerwear and the only option
for firefighters to remain compliant and not be disciplined is to buy
additional outerwear with the proper identification or wear their turnout
gear around the clock.

Since fire suppression personnel have to, for some reason that I can’t fathom, buy their own outer wear, this is gotten fire suppression noses out of joint. Even worse, the agency has bought new outer wear for EMS only and command personnel. Again, that’s inexplicable to me, but it must make sense to El Jefe.

The bigger issue, again at least to me, is that this just might be image building to create the perception that Chief Ellerbe is changing the culture while doing nothing to correct the structural problems which make EMS delivery in the nation’s Capitol a sad, but dangerous joke.

Rather than superficial, exterior changes, the Chief’s efforts would be better directed to improving hiring standards, working on response times, some QA to catch problems before the demand letters and lawsuits arrive, and maybe even buy some more ambulances.

All of that takes committment and of course money. Both of which seem to be in short supply at DCFD, DC-FEMS, or Comedy Central, whatever the agency is calling itself this week.

As the saying goes, perception is reality. If the perception is that your EMS service delivers slow, sub optimal medical care, the reality is that rebranding won’t fix the problems.

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It Is Better To Light A Single Candle

January 22, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

Than it is to curse one’s self with one’s dying breath for not being responsible for one’s own safety. Or for relying on overworked police departments in your seconds of need. Because when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. Take my word for it, I know how long it takes for a 9-1-1 call to be answered, entered into the computer system, put out over the radio, and for the first cruiser to actually arrive.

Be an adult, take responsibility for your own safety and that of your loved ones.

 

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Another Fire Department With EMS Problems

January 19, 2012 by tooldtowork 3 Comments

Report: Tensions rile Fire Dept.

PHILADELPHIA — A scathing report released yesterday rebuked the Philadelphia Fire Department’s culture, which it said caused paramedics to quickly hit a career ceiling and feel unappreciated and firefighters to undervalue calls for medical emergencies compared with fire calls.

A fire department run EMS system where the medics are treated like second class citizens? I’m shocked, shocked, I say. How can this be?

More here, Study on Philadelphia Fire Department urges bold action to meet goals

“We’re wasting a half-million-dollar truck and four guys because of a bellyache,” said Bill Gault, president of Local 22 of the firefighters union. “In a perfect world, every firefighter would be a paramedic, and that would alleviate everything.”

More clueless comments from a fire union official. In fact, systems where “every fire fighter is a paramedic” have significant problems with quality assurance and skill retention. The probably truth is more ambulances are needed, whether they are staffed by paramedics, EMTs, or some combination. Also, it sounds like some sort of phone triage system to prioritize responses is needed. What’s probably not needed, except to keep fire fighters busy, is fire apparatus first response for most calls.

You can view the entire report here.

Most of the recommendations are standard consultant fare. Somehow I don’t think that much will come of this. As I said, like Captain Renault, I’m shocked, shocked I say.

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I Don’t Live In Hawaii

January 18, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

You would not know that, however, by the way people drove the other night during a brief, light snow fall. There was about 1/2″ of snow on the ground when I headed out for work the other night. This had fallen onto very cold roadways due to the bone chilling cold of the previous two days. None of which is particularly unusual for this part of the country at this time of year.

In addition, it was fairly late at night, so the traffic should have been light because all normal people are in bed and sleeping. Which of course is why I was wide awake and driving to work.

As I drove through the streets of my sleepy little suburb I saw no other vehicles and only a couple of tracks in the snow. Not a surprise at all. The road was a little bit slick, but nothing that a driver who lives up here shouldn’t be able to handle with ease. I expected to be a few minutes later getting to work than I normally was, but I’d still be on time. Or so I thought.

I got to the highway more or less in the same time it normally took me, which was an encouraging sign. It was to be the last encouraging sign I saw until I arrived at work. In the five or so miles to the next highway, I saw three spin outs, including one that happened right in front of me. That one didn’t result in the car leaving the road or any damage, so the driver just continued on his way as if nothing had happened. The others weren’t so lucky and I started to feel sorry for the troopers who would be spending their entire shifts and likely more, writing reports for minor accidents that a little prudence would have prevented.

I continued to drive along cautiously noting the usual mix of drivers. The guy going about 15 MPH in the left lane, the guy in the front wheel drive econobox whizzing by me at 70 on his way to his next accident, the sander wandering aimlessly from lane to lane. Typical.

I was what should have been five minutes from my exit when traffic came to a standstill. Not good at this time of day. I was contemplating the odds of my being able to work my way over to the next exit and making my way to the station on the city streets when some rocket scientist in a four wheel drive SUV came flying up the right hand lane and tried to drive between lanes two and three. At 30 MPH. Into two stopped lanes  of traffic. At least that’s what I think we was trying to do, but I’m not sure. What he actually did was bounce off of three or four stopped cars  and then slid into the guard rail. Not at enough speed to cause any serious damage to the other cars or injuries to the drivers, but it sure was going create a lot of paperwork for his insurance company and the troopers.

No, I didn’t get out to check for injuries. It was way too slick and way too dark to be wandering around on an interstate highway without lots of pretty blinky lights and emergency vehicles. People were already pulling their damaged cars to the side of the road and reaching for their cell phones, so I continued on my way.

I managed to get off the highway and onto the less slippery local roads. Where the driving was far more rational for some reason. Not rational, just more rational. Again I ran into the typical mix of cars with bald tires trying to drive up hills, people who couldn’t be bothered to fill their windshield washer tanks so had crap covered windows, people going too slow or too fast, and people who didn’t seem to realize that brushing the snow from their windshields would help their visibility. Not to mention the people walking in the street because apparently they missed the memo about wearing boots instead of sneakers or sandals in the snow.

I eventually made it to work, a few minutes late and filled with utter amazement at how a little bit of snow causes some people to lose what little driving ability they actually have.

 

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Random Ronnie Milsap

January 18, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

“I’d be a legend in my time”, as opposed to me, who is a legend in my own mind.

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This Might Affect The Resale Value

January 14, 2012 by tooldtowork 4 Comments

Cops Believe North Carolina Inmate Hid 10-Inch Revolver In His Rectum. Luckily, It Was Unloaded.

Sheriff’s investigators say they are investigating how Ward got the weapon into the jail, since he had been “strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block.” The inmate, a press release notes, was taken today to a local hospital “for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed” the revolver.

I can just see the comments on the ambulance call. Somewhere an EMT or paramedic has the best “I can’t believe what they found up this guy’s butt” story of all time.

The gun, deputies reported, was test fired and found to be operational.

A job assigned to the junior most deputy, no doubt.

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