Isn’t that the first place you should look for missing teen? The mall, that is.
Police said they found Liberty on the 3rd floor of Providence Place Mall, walking around with two juvenile boys.
I’ve used that Captain Renault clip too much recently, but this is where it would go.
Authorities said they are questioning all three to see if Liberty was actually in any danger.
No. Next question?
Liberty’s foster cousin, Kai Cable, said their family was so worried.
Foster cousin? WTF.
When asked if she thought her cousin was actually in any danger, Kai Cable said, “I don’t know. But if she wasn’t, I think she may need some counseling.”
Or something. Maybe some discipline in her life. But no, that won’t happen.
She added Liberty had run away in the past.
The article doesn’t say, but I wouldn’t be surprised if an ambulance was called so that she could be brought to a hospital “Just to get checked out.”
Paging Michael Moore and PFD Rescue 1…