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Lawsuit: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus

 HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (CN) – A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a “drunken stupor” decided “that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,” and did so, “but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back,” and fall off the fraternity’s deck

Any bets that the this included the following words,

“Hold mah beer y’all and watch this!”?

Unknown is whether or not the budding young rocket scientist that used his rectum as a launching pad was injured or not.

As a retired co worker of mine used to say, “Rectum? Damned near killed him.”

As long as stuff like this keeps happening, I’ll always have blog material.

When people ask me why I don’t write a book about my experiences, I just tell them that no one would believe half the stuff I’ve seen over the years. I’ve never seen this, but I’ve seen some pretty weird and unbelievable shit.

You can read the entire complaint here.

You can’t make this up.