Lions 2, Women 0


News of the weird.

Woman mauled to death by lion as she has sex with boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today.

Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.

The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.

Ms Mawera’s boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.

A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.

He said: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked.”

Lion kills woman interning at Calif. sanctuary

DUNLAP, Calif. — A lion killed a volunteer intern at an exotic animal park in Central California after she entered its enclosure, and authorities were trying to determine what might have provoked the animal to maul her.

Wow, just wow.




  1. Does that count as a twofer??? And I’m betting the guy doesn’t last long when the girl’s family tracks his ass down!

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