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There’s A Technical Term For This

April 12, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

Phone Use Trails ‘Lost in Thought’ in Fatal Car Crashes

Drivers involved in fatal U.S. car crashes were more often “lost in thought” than distracted by mobile phones, police data show.

Ten percent of U.S. auto accidents that caused death involved at least one motorist who was distracted, Erie Insurance Group said yesterday in a statement on its analysis of national crash data. Daydreaming and being “lost in thought” was the distraction 62 percent of the time, compared with 12 percent for mobile-phone use, Erie said.

It’s interesting that it’s not cell phones, drowsy driving, speeding, or any of the other things that we’ve been told over the years that cause accidents. It’s plain old not paying attention to something that needs constant attention.

What’s even more interesting is that despite their own data, the insurers keep telling people to do or not do the same things that they have always been telling people to do or not do. Keep in mind that distracted driving is a purposely vague term, that can and does encompass just about anything you do in a car that isn’t driving.

The police have a term for this, but it’s likely not one that the insurance companies are likely to use in their advertising. It’s called “Driving HUA”. I’ll leave you fine folks to figure out what that means.

Which brings us to this story,

Former vice mayor accused of ‘drive-by masturbation’ in Tennessee

A former Mount Carmel vice mayor who was investigated on indecent exposure allegations while in office more than two years ago has been arrested after a new complaint was filed.

William Blakely, 30, appears to have a long history of masturbating in the direction of other motorists while driving, with police receiving dozens of complaints over three to four years, reports WNCT. He was finally charged because one victim was able to write down his license plate number during an incident.

Try explaining that to your insurance company.

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I Don’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means (Update and Bump)

January 14, 2013 by tooldtowork 4 Comments

Mr. Henderson now has the assistance of a lawyer.

Man who was charged after recording deputies has free lawyer

A private attorney working with the American Civil Liberties Union of Minnesota has agreed to represent a Little Canada man whose video camera was taken from him by a sheriff’s deputy.

I’d expect a quick dismissal of charges and an offer to settle the inevitable civil suit.

As the saying goes, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.

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ORIGINAL STORY

Just channeling Inigo Montoya here for a minute. I was originally going to title this post, “Not clear on the concept”, but I like this title better.

Here is what I am talking about.

 

Little Canada man videotaped sheriff’s deputies, and got charged for it

 

Andrew Henderson watched as Ramsey County sheriff’s deputies frisked a bloody-faced man outside his Little Canada apartment building. Paramedics then loaded the man, a stranger to Henderson, into an ambulance.

Henderson, 28, took out his small handheld video camera and began recording. It’s something he does regularly with law enforcement.

But what happened next was different. The deputy, Jacqueline Muellner, approached him and snatched the camera from his hand, Henderson said.

“We’ll just take this for evidence,” Muellner said. Their voices were recorded on Henderson’s cellphone as they spoke, and Henderson provided a copy of the audio file to the Pioneer Press. “If I end up on YouTube, I’m gonna be upset.”

I know that many police and even some EMS and fire personnel don’t like to be filmed or photographed while at work. Personally, it’s never bothered me because I don’t make a habit of doing stuff I don’t want to be photographed or filmed. Which is pretty much how you have to work in the 21st century with every camera having a phone attached to it. Or is it the other way around? No matter, you get the point.

Depute Mueller not only made a questionable move in confiscating (some would say stealing) Henderson’s phone, but because she’s a police officer her comment about being upset could be construed as a threat.

In an incident with so much stupidity attached to it, it’s hard to pick out one act as the most stupid. Still, I think this is in fact the most moronic act of all in this farce.

The deputy wrote on the citation, “While handling a medical/check the welfare (call), (Henderson) was filming it. Data privacy HIPAA violation. Refused to identify self. Had to stop dealing with sit(uation) to deal w/Henderson.”

Yes, she’s quoting HIPAA, or rather misquoting HIPAA as part of his illegal activities. At least she spelled it correctly, which is more than many people who DO fall under HIPAA can manage. Unfortunately for the deputy, Henderson is NOT a covered entity or person under HIPAA as he’s not a medical practitioner, does not work for one, and has access to privileged medical information on the patient. Whom he didn’t even know.

My expectation is that the charges against Henderson will be dropped, as they should. In fact they already should have been. I think at this point the county is going to try to coerced Henderson into agreeing not to sue their pants off in exchanged for them not pressing the charges. If he’s smart, he won’t do that. Sadly here is some evidence that he might not be,

Henderson works as a welder and does not qualify for a public defender. He is representing himself in court.

The legal term for that is “pro se”, which loosely translated means “Fool is going to represent himself in court.” It rarely ends well for the lawyer/client. My fervent hope is that some lawyer in the Ramsey County area reads this article and offers to represent Henderson in exchange for the right to represent him in the inevitable civil suit.

Public employees have got to learn that the public has a right to observe and film us doing our jobs. Several police officers have already learned this because they were sued in federal court and lost. Apparently several more are going to have to be sued and lose before this crpp stops.

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I’d Probably Still Be In Prison

December 30, 2012 by tooldtowork 9 Comments

And some of my friends would be in nearby cells.

Cedar Creek student had chemicals at home that could be used for bomb, police charge

 


Greater Egg Harbor Regional High School District Superintendent, Steve Ciccariello, said that his teacher saw hand-drawn pictures of what appeared to be weapons in his notebook.

What was this Weapon of Mass Destruction this budding felon drew? What was the awesome slaying machine he was no doubt designing when he was supposed to be learning to conjugate verbs?

Why it was a glove. With flames coming out of it. I shite you not.

Back when I was in Junior High School and even High School, I drew stuff that would have had the dainty teacher soiling her armor, uh underwear.

P-38 Lightnings, P-51 Mustangs, various machine guns, and PT boats. Lot’s of PT boats, because I liked them. PT boats launching torpedoes and with guns ablazing. Take that you Sons of Nippon! Tanks too, all the better to crush the Nazi menace. Just about every boy my age did that, some more than others. Amazingly, nothing ever happened and none of us ever got arrested. Back then people in the public schools had some common sense and boys were allowed to be boys.

Investigators from the department and the Atlantic County Prosecutor’s Office went to the 16-year-old boy’s residence on East Spencer Lane and found several items, including electronic parts and several types of chemicals that when mixed together could cause an explosion, police said. The student was charged with possession of a weapon, an explosive device, and was placed in Harborfields Detention Center, police said.

You know, stuff a kid at a tech centric school might have at home.

Moran said the family and the student cooperated with the department during the investigation.

Their first, but understandable, mistake was thinking that they were dealing with rational adults. I can see their thinking, but next time they’ll know that if the police want to have a chat with you to help “clear something up”, then there are two things you should immediately do,

1) Shut up. Really, never volunteer information, because that friendly chat can become a not so friendly interrogation in a heart beat.
2) Lawyer up. A few grand spent up front will save you a lot of grief and even more money down the road.

Oh, and if the police ask if they can “have a look around”, the only correct answer is “Absolutely, once you come back with a “Warrant issued upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.” See Mapp v Ohio for further details.

This sounds serious, doesn’t it? I mean this kid could be plotting to blow up the school. Why would a kid of this age have electronic parts and several types of chemicals in his house if not to make a bomb?

This might provide some insight,

Cedar Creek opened in September 2010 as a magnet school with programs focusing on engineering and environmental sciences and specializing in hands-on learning.

Oh, that. Obviously a kid going to a tech centric school should not under any circumstances be curious or want to learn outside of the structured confines of approved public school buildings. Why, he might discover something on his own! We can’t have that.

So, let’s recap here. Teacher sees kid’s drawing of glove with flames coming out of it. Teacher wets herself and then runs to Principal. Principal poops his panties and calls the police. Police come and talk to the kid, who answers truthfully. The police then arrest the kid and he ends up in the county youth detention facility. Where he will no doubt get an education of the type his parents don’t want him to have.

Police Chief Pat Moran stressed Tuesday night no threats were made by the student and there was no indication there was any danger posed to anyone or property at the school.

“There was no indication he was making a bomb, or using a bomb or detonating a bomb,” he said.

So, what the fuck was he arrested for, Chief? Oh, they trumped up a charge of possessing an explosive device and arrested him. Nice work there Inspector Clouseau. Barney Fife would be so proud of you. We used to laugh at ole Barn, but now he seems to be a role model for many detectives.

The Chief should correct the spelling of his last name by replacing the “a” with the correct “o”. Truth in advertising, you know. Cheap shot? Yeah, but mostly those are the best kind.

Read the last few paragraphs to see examples of other public official idiocy in New Jersey public schools.

I’m not big on lawsuits, but I hope that the family gets the most vicious attorney they can find and sues the shit out of the school, the town, and the individuals involved in this farce. I’m serious. if the people who are responsible for this travesty are held personally financially responsible, others in public office will think twice before arresting high school kids for, well for nothing.

I’m sure the “What if…” chorus will be chiming in with the horrible prospect of this kid actually doing something. There is always a threat of that, but it seems for the most part these people exhibit signs well before they act that they are not quite right in the head. This young man did none of that and the police even admit that there was no threat. So, the arrest was mere ass covering on their part.

We have a choice to make in this country. We can retain our civil rights and run the risk that there will be occasional danger. Or we can cede our hard won rights and liberties to an increasingly voracious security apparatus that will provide us with neither liberty nor safety and subject us to abuses such as this ever more frequently.

The decision is ours, at least for now.

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No more calls folks, we have a winner!

December 4, 2012 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

For moron of the year, that is.

Ambulance gets ‘booted’ while paramedics tend to emergency

The paramedics “heard a loud noise,” and the vehicle came to a screeching halt, according to Jeb Tate, spokesman for New Orleans Emergency Medical Services.

The medics stepped out and found a boot on their ambulance.

So, they responded to a call at the store and while in the back of the ambulance working on the patient some genius of a convenience store clerk decided it would be a good idea to put a “Denver Boot” on the EMERGENCY VEHICLE WITH IT’S LIGHTS FLASHING!

You just can’t get much more stupid than that. Once they realized the situation, employees of the store came out and removed the boot, but the tire on the ambulance was flat and another unit had to be called to transport. Which of course delayed the patient’s care. Assuming the patient lives, I would think that he might contact an attorney about this.

Oh, but it gets better,

 Convenience store not licensed to boot

“A private business can boot vehicles as long as it is a booting service business. That business would need to be licensed with the city of New Orleans. Even with a license, a booting service is prohibited from booting any marked emergency vehicle. Quicky’s convenience store is not operating as a licensed booting service. What happened last week was unacceptable. The city is reviewing its enforcement options.”

Doubling down on stupidity by using faked signs and a number that rings right back to the store, not the company that they allege they are using to apply the boots. Just makes that law suit idea all that much more intriguing, doesn’t it?

So the store owner (or someone) reacted to all of this by throwing his employee under the bus. Or did he throw him under the ambulance? I guess in New York, it would be the same thing.

Man who booted ambulance issued citation, fired

“The guy that did this, he came from another country. He didn’t even know what an ambulance looked like. He’s been fired,” said Ali Colone, a man identified as a worker at Quicky’s. The owners declined to comment, but Colone said the owners are sorry it happened.

“We just have rules and regulations that we have to follow by. There are signs out here for our regular customers,” Colone said.

Keep talking Ali, who is NOT the owner, just ask him. These guys sound like prize packages, every one of them. They charge $5.00 to park in their lot so you can shop in their store? Or do they charge $5.00 if you don’t buy something? Or both?

A worker at Quicky’s convenience store said the employee, identified in a police report as Ahmed Sidi Aleywa, who booted a working ambulance Friday has been fired.

Plus he was cited by the police for simple criminal damage. Good luck to the court system finding that guy and getting the fine paid.

Come to think of it, Ahmed Sidi Aleywa is not a moron. He’s a stooge, that’s for sure. No doubt he’s a sleaze ball, along with everyone else who works in that store. I’d say that he’s more asshole of the year than moron of the year. Not to mention his bosses. Who, if this had not become a news story would be happy to collect the “fee” for booting the ambulance.

Of course in many other cities, Aleywa would not have been cited, he’d have been arrested on the spot. But, it’s New Orleans, and that’s a very, very, different city.

 

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Sumdoap Files, International Division

September 15, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

Chinese man mails himself to his girlfriend and nearly suffocates

To celebrate his girlfriend’s birthday, Hu Seng, from Chongqing city, thought it would be a nice surprise if he mailed himself – yes, his physical self – to his girlfriend.

Hilarity ensued when the package sort of “got lost” in the system and the expected delivery time of 30 minutes stretched out to three hours. During which Hu Seng failed to break out of a cardboard box and didn’t want to ruin the “surprise”. She would have been really surprised if she’d opened the box and he was dead.

For some reason this brings to mind the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch.

As a police officer of mine has said many times, “If it wasn’t for stupid people, we wouldn’t have jobs.”

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From The Sumdoap Files, Grand Master Division

August 28, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

Bigfoot hoax turns deadly: Montana man dressed as sasquatch to provoke sightings struck and killed by car

A man who was apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed.

The Montana Highway Patrol says the man was wearing a military style “Ghillie suit” and was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell when he was hit by the first car Sunday night. A second car hit him as he lay in the roadway.

You just can’t make this stuff up people. Apparently he put on a Ghillie suit and was stomping around trying to make people think he was Bigfoot. The problem is that Ghillie suits are intended to camouflage the wearer and in this case, it worked to well.

 ”He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Trooper Jim Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake.com. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.

See? If I ever meet Trooper Schneider, I’m buying him a beer. Or three.
Imagine my surprise when I read this part,
“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider told Daily Inter Lake.com. “Impairment is up in the air.”

 

Who would ever guess that alcohol was involved?

Well, don’t think of it as death, just think of it as natural selection at work.

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Smart Car, Dumb Driver

August 2, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

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Unsurprisingly, alcohol was involved.

Why didn’t he stop?

Because he was drunk and a moron as well.

H/T to good friend and frequent reader Wes from Texas.

 

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He Fought The Law, And The Law Won

July 10, 2012 by tooldtowork 5 Comments

eActually it was the laws he fought. The rule of law and the Law of Gravity, and lost on both accounts.

This wasn’t my call, so I only know a few, non HIPAA violating details.

Seems that the local gendarmes responded to the apartment of this fine fellow to investigate a disturbance of some sort. Upon knocking on his apartment door, declaring their identity, and demanding entrance the soon to be patient failed to open the door, but rather decided to abscond. These apartments have two entrances as required by the fire code, but both open into the same hallway. So, being the criminal mastermind he no doubt thinks he is, he decided to bail out one of the windows. The only problem being that his apartment is on the third floor and overlooks a concrete courtyard.

The police heard a commotion, followed by silence, followed by pain filled screams as the fleeing felon failed to fly and fell. Apparently he thought he was Rocky the Flying Squirrel, but was built more like Bullwinkle the non flying moose.

Gravity, it’s not just a theory, it’s the law and an immutable one at that.

The officers gained entry, went over to the open window, looked out, and saw their suspect lying on the ground looking like a squirrel that had been hit by a car. Only of course much bigger and with no bushy tail.

Whereupon the officers of the law called for EMS on their radios and ran down stairs to render aid to the failed flyer.

All things considered he’d have been better off to open the door and let the majesty of the man made law deal with him. No matter what the jury decided and the judge sentenced, I rather doubt he’d end up with two broken legs and a fractured pelvis. Because unlike the law of man, the law of gravity gives no reprieves, no suspended sentences, and brooks no appeals. It just smashes the shit out of you when you break it.

Not to mention that when you get to the hospital, some ham fisted intern gets to do his first rectal exam on you, adding insult to injury.

To help him recuperate, here is a musical interlude from the past.

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Feel better dude. Just remember that once you’re out of the hospital you STILL get to go to jail.

 

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Unsurprisingly, Alcohol Was Involved

July 2, 2012 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

Drunken Ohio Man Calls 911 Ten Times Over Poor Restaurant Service

20-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio native Christian Luckett has proven that, in fact, the customer is not always right. He has been charged with one count of disorderly conduct after placing 10 calls to 911 over the crap service he received at a local Skyline Chili restaurant. Oh, and he was intoxicated. Officers had previously led Luckett out of the restaurant for not paying for his food. He called 911 to complain about his removal from the restaurant, claiming the police officers were trying to “extort” him out of the building, notes Daily UK.

Drunk, thrown out of the restaurant (without paying) and then continued to call 9-1-1. At least the police arrested him, around here this would definitely have ended up as an EMS call. And a BLS crew would have insisted on testing his blood glucose. Sigh…
He waived his right to an attorney and pleaded “not guilty.” He’ll be back in court July 12th.
Waived his right to an attorney, so he’ll represent himself “pro se”. Which is a latin term meaning “moron will represent himself in court”, with the expected result I’d guess.
There are more more details at the Daily UK link above.
This just reinforces my opinion that cell phone calls to 9-1-1 should incur a $100.00 charge to the account that can be refunded if the call is legit. Think of it as a 9-1-1 co pay.
Seriously.
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He Should Have Listened To Mayor Bloomberg

June 27, 2012 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

Teen Trying To Steal Soda Gets Arm Stuck In Vending Machine

NATIONAL CITY, Calif. — Firefighters on Saturday rescued a 17-year-old boy whose arm became stuck in a vending machine while he was trying to steal a soda.

The Mayor warned you that sugary sodas were bad for you, but did you listen? Noooooo, you didn’t and see what happened.

“Initially, we thought if we could get a hold of somebody to come out that had a key that we would be able to open up the door and access the machine and do very little damage, but nobody had the key,” said Michael Lafreniere, who is with the National City Fire Department.
 

The amazing part here is that someone from the fire department thought of trying to get a key before attacking it with the tools. I mean, who could resist?

After medics released the teen, he was taken into custody by police, who said he may face charges of petty theft.

What’s the over under on how long it is before the charges are dropped and he sues the vending machine company and the soda manufacturer?

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