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Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music

February 8, 2012 by tooldtowork 6 Comments

While cruising along the other day and listening to Willie’s Roadhouse on XM I heard the following song.

Yes, Ray Charles singing Country music. Or at least his interpretation of a country classic originally sung by Buck Owens.

What’s up with that?

A little research was in order on my part.

Turns out that in 1962 Ray Charles produced an album in which he sang a number of country music classics which had been rearranged to suit his style of music. Which was not very different to what is now known as The Nashville Sound.

Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music included the following songs,

(from Wikipedia)
Side one
  1. “Bye Bye Love” (Boudleaux Bryant, Felice Bryant) – 2:09
  2. “You Don’t Know Me” (Eddy Arnold, Cindy Walker) – 3:14
  3. “Half as Much” (Curley Williams) – 3:24
  4. “I Love You So Much It Hurts” (Floyd Tillman) – 3:33
  5. “Just a Little Lovin’ (Will Go a Long Way)” (Eddy Arnold, Zeke Clements) – 3:26
  6. “Born to Lose” (Frankie Brown, pseudonym of Ted Daffan) – 3:15
Side two
  1. “Worried Mind” (Ted Daffan, Jimmie Davis) – 2:54
  2. “It Makes No Difference Now” (Floyd Tillman, Jimmie Davis) – 3:30
  3. “You Win Again” (Hank Williams) – 3:29
  4. “Careless Love” (Traditional, Arranged by Ray Charles) – 3:56
  5. “I Can’t Stop Loving You” (Don Gibson) – 4:13
  6. “Hey, Good Lookin’” (Hank Williams) – 2:

That’s some pretty impressive country music right there, folks. All done in Charles’s R&B and Jazz style.

So, how country was Ray Charles?

Buck Owens, Ray Charles, a Steel Guitar. The only way it could be more country is if they were on a show like Hee Haw.

Oh, they were.

One last Country song from Ray Charles.

Country, Pop, Blues, it’s all in the arrangement folks.

 

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Sort Of A Meme

February 5, 2012 by tooldtowork 5 Comments

Rob over at Sharp as a Marble started this, although probably unintentionally by asking,

What 5 firearms would I purchase, should price nor practicality be an issue?

These are don’t need, but want, money and practicality are not considerations, just plain old gun lust want guns.

Always in search for post ideas and despite my general dislike for memes, I decided to play. I’m not going to tag anyone since this isn’t officially a meme.

Anyway, here are five guns I’d buy if money were no object. Some are practical and I might even get them someday. Others are just pure fantasy.

1) Colt Gattling Gun – Current Production.

I posted about this before. It goes for $50,000.00 so I’m not likely to get one. If you have to ask how much ammunition costs, you can’t afford the gun. Still, it would be wicked cool to drive up to the range with one of these on a trailer. It’s not a machine gun (at least I don’t think so) because you have to crank it manually. 800 rounds a minute of 45-70 Government goodness going down range. The ultimate fantasy gun.

2) Smith and Wesson Model 547.

A 9mm revolver originally intended for use by the Israeli Defense Force, well actually for Palestinian Police working under the IDF. S&W designed a unique extractor mechanism to handle the rimless cartridges, but in most other respects this is a K frame revolver with a heavy barrel. Two versions were offered, a 3 inch Heavy Barrel with Round Butt, and a 4 inch Heavy Barrel with Square Butt. The IDF took delivery of a small number of these, but cancelled the contract in favor of a locally made copy. As a result, most of these were released for domestic sale. A commercial failure then, they are collectible now due to their rarity and accuracy. I’d love a 3 inch version if I could find one that I could afford. They seem to go for at least $1,000.00 these days.

3) M1 Carbine.

Not particularly rare, but even beat up WW II production versions seem to command a premium. Something like 6,000,000 were made during WW II, but many were exported to other nations during WW II, the Korean War, and afterwards. Democrat controlled administrations have banned their reimportation, although there have been some imported over the years. Right now there are a bunch sitting in Korea waiting for a change in administrations or attitudes. Probably the most likely to be bought gun on my list.

4) Browning Hi Power.

The first high capacity 9mm handgun, designed in part by John M. Browning, the design was completed after his death. Widely used, it is still in use by military and police units around the world.

5) S&W Model 13, 3 inch Heavy Barrel, Round Butt.

A .357 Magnum K frame revolver. The variation I want was made for and issued by the FBI shortly before they changed over to semi automatic pistols. A Model 10-6 would be a fine alternative, but is probably more rare and more expensive.

There you have it, my wish list. I know people who have all of these except of course the Gatling Gun. They are out there and can be found, for the right price of course.

 

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The Name Game

January 23, 2012 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

Rebranding is defined by Wikipedia as,

Rebranding is the creation of a new name, term, symbol, design, or a combination of them for an established brand with the intention of developing a differentiated (new) position in the mind of stakeholders and competitors.[1][2]

Far from just a change of visual identity, rebranding should be part of an overall brand strategy for a product or service.[3]

This may involve radical changes to the brand’s logo, brand name, image, marketing strategy, and advertising themes. These changes are typically aimed at the repositioning of the brand/company, sometimes in an attempt to distance itself from certain negative connotations of the previous branding, or to move the brand upmarket. However, the main reason for a re-brand is to communicate a new message for a company, something that has evolved, or the new board of directors wish to communicate.

Rebranding can be applied to new products, mature products, or even products still in development. The process can occur intentionally through a deliberate change in strategy or occur unintentionally from unplanned, emergent situations, such as a “Chapter 11 corporate restructuring,” “union busting,” or “bankruptcy.”

Apparently, DC Fire EMS (DC-FEMS) Chief Kenneth Ellerbe has decided to rebrand DCFD into DC-FEMS. Not exactly news since he issued the order some time back. Predictably, the fire suppresssion side of the agency isn’t happy with this and would like to stay with the moniker DCFD with an EMS division and a fire suppression division.

On the surface Ellerbe seems to be sending a message that DCFDEMSEIEIO is one big happy family. From news reports over the past few years, I’d think it’s one big dysfunctional family, but what do I know?

The crux of the latest crisis is that the agency has banned perfectly good outer wear that has the old, no longer permitted, lettering and logo.

DC Firefighters Taking Stand Against Latest Uniform Change

“I know it looks like a Home Shopping Network display here, but this is what
we have gone through,” said Lieutenant Robert Alvarado with Truck 13,
showing FOX 5 on a table all of the winter weather gear he has purchased
that is now no longer compliant with the uniform policy. “We started out at
the end of the year with this t-shirt here and this sweatshirt here and both
were an acceptable uniform item. As of January 1st, these items are done,
can’t wear them. This jacket as well because it has DCFD on the back, and
this is a winter jacket purchased with my own money which makes me clearly
identifiable as a member of the department. That’s no longer good.”

What is infuriating to Lt. Alvarado and others on the department is the fact
these changes don’t come cheap.

The fire department does not pay for winter outerwear and the only option
for firefighters to remain compliant and not be disciplined is to buy
additional outerwear with the proper identification or wear their turnout
gear around the clock.

Since fire suppression personnel have to, for some reason that I can’t fathom, buy their own outer wear, this is gotten fire suppression noses out of joint. Even worse, the agency has bought new outer wear for EMS only and command personnel. Again, that’s inexplicable to me, but it must make sense to El Jefe.

The bigger issue, again at least to me, is that this just might be image building to create the perception that Chief Ellerbe is changing the culture while doing nothing to correct the structural problems which make EMS delivery in the nation’s Capitol a sad, but dangerous joke.

Rather than superficial, exterior changes, the Chief’s efforts would be better directed to improving hiring standards, working on response times, some QA to catch problems before the demand letters and lawsuits arrive, and maybe even buy some more ambulances.

All of that takes committment and of course money. Both of which seem to be in short supply at DCFD, DC-FEMS, or Comedy Central, whatever the agency is calling itself this week.

As the saying goes, perception is reality. If the perception is that your EMS service delivers slow, sub optimal medical care, the reality is that rebranding won’t fix the problems.

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Another Fire Department With EMS Problems

January 19, 2012 by tooldtowork 3 Comments

Report: Tensions rile Fire Dept.

PHILADELPHIA — A scathing report released yesterday rebuked the Philadelphia Fire Department’s culture, which it said caused paramedics to quickly hit a career ceiling and feel unappreciated and firefighters to undervalue calls for medical emergencies compared with fire calls.

A fire department run EMS system where the medics are treated like second class citizens? I’m shocked, shocked, I say. How can this be?

More here, Study on Philadelphia Fire Department urges bold action to meet goals

“We’re wasting a half-million-dollar truck and four guys because of a bellyache,” said Bill Gault, president of Local 22 of the firefighters union. “In a perfect world, every firefighter would be a paramedic, and that would alleviate everything.”

More clueless comments from a fire union official. In fact, systems where “every fire fighter is a paramedic” have significant problems with quality assurance and skill retention. The probable truth is more ambulances are needed, whether they are staffed by paramedics, EMTs, or some combination. Also, it sounds like some sort of phone triage system to prioritize responses is needed. What’s probably not needed, except to keep fire fighters busy, is fire apparatus first response for most calls.

You can view the entire report here.

Most of the recommendations are standard consultant fare. Somehow I don’t think that much will come of this. As I said, like Captain Renault, I’m shocked, shocked I say.

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How Much Can You Spend On A Ruger 10/22?

January 1, 2012 by tooldtowork 13 Comments

Note: I almost deleted this post because I thought it was kind of lame. Let me know what you think.

I’m going to try to make Sunday posts, or at least one of them firearms related. This is the first in what will hopefully become a regular feature.

The Ruger 10/22 has been around since it was introduced in 1964. It’s still in production by Sturm, Ruger & Company and comes in a wide variety of models. It’s even available in calibers other than .22 Long Rifle. There are also a dizzying assortment of after market parts available for it. Many people have bought new rifles just for the receiver and have replaced every other part with upgraded components. Along with the 1911 pistol and AR15 rifle, it is probably the most modified and customized firearm out there.

Which started me thinking. How much could one spend on a customized 10/22? I’m not including the price of a new rifle because it’s notw possible to buy a receiver alone and build a rifle from scratch. So, I went to MidwayUSA (you can do the same thing with Brownells) “built” a rifle from scratch. I used retail, not dealer prices, because not everyone has access to dealer pricing. I didn’t choose the most expensive pieces in all cases, instead I picked the ones I liked the most. Who knows, I might actually do this some day, although that’s not likely.

Note that the receiver is the “firearm” part of a firearm. That is to say that this part is what the BATFE considers the firearm and must be purchased from a Federal Firearms Licensed Dealer (FFL). Every other part can be bought by anyone with a credit card and computer access. For this exercise, I’m assuming that I could find a FFL to do the transfer for me.

Receiver. Tactical Solutions X Ring Receiver and Bolt. This is a bargain, since it includes the bolt as well as the receiver. Plus it’s tacticool with an integral Picatinny rail. $399.99

Barrel. Tactical Solutions Barrel Ruger 10/22 22 Long Rifle Keeping with the tactical theme, I picked the lightweight black tactical barrel for $234.99

Next, the parts for the action. Trigger, trigger guard,  disconnector, springs, shims, and so on. Volquartsen Trigger Guard Assembly 2000 Ruger 10/22 Magnum Black has all the parts you need to build the action for $214.99

Stocks. Not from Midway, but I like the looks of the E. A. Brown M1 Tribute stock for the 10/22. $109 plus $19 dollars for the matching sling.

Sights, we have to have sights. For me, with my aged eyes and that the barrel is not cut for a front sight, a scope it is. I’ll limit myself to one designed for rim fire rifles only. Leupold FX-I Rimfire Rifle Scope 4x 28mm Fine Duplex Reticle Gloss for $219.99 will do nicely thank you. Must have the matching Leupold 1″ Mark 4 Picatinny-Style Rings Matte Medium for $140.99

Small parts, Volquartsen Hex Head Takedown Screw Ruger 10/22, 10/22 Magnum Steel $3.99, Shooters Ridge Magazine Ruger 10/22 22 Long Rifle 30-Round Polymer Smoke $21.99 times as many as you want. Also, a muzzle compensator is required Tactical Solutions Compensator .920″ Outside Diameter Ruger 10/22 Aluminum Matte Black for $34.99.

The total, minus shipping is $1399.92, which is actually pretty inexpensive considering the options out there. Then again, you can buy a brand new similarly built 10/22 for a retail price of $316.00 minus a scope. The street price is likely to be somewhat less, but you get the idea.

I’m sure that some of my readers will have their own ideas of how they would build their own 10/22 rifle. That’s the neat thing about this rifle, there is virtually no end to the options and variations you can build.

And of course that is nothing compared to what one can pay for a build it yourself AR 15 or 1911.

 

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The Christmas Post

December 25, 2011 by tooldtowork 11 Comments

Now that I’ve had some sleep and can write semi-coherently, I’ll tell you about my morning.

I worked a double shift Christmas Eve/Morning. The first part was to let one of my co-workers have the night off with his young kids. That shift was pretty quiet all things considered. Of course the devils in dispatch did send up to the other end of Sort Big City the second I paid for a meal. Fortunately, the call was silly in it’s entirety, someone who didn’t want to go to the hospital, didn’t ask anyone to call 9-1-1, had no reason to go to the hospital, and just wanted to go home. So, we let her and I went back to fetch my dinner.

Then, I smoked a really nice cigar because it was that quiet. Outside the station of course because we have rules about that.
The rest of the shift passed without incident and I drove over to my regular assignment for my regular shift.

We drove around a bit, got coffee, drove around a bit more, then went back to the station because we were bored and no one was out. Which is as it should be on Christmas morning. People want to be with their families, so they aren’t out and about. The college kids are mostly home, so we don’t have a lot of calls for them, most bars and restaurants are closed. Nothing much going on.

We lounged around the station for a bit and I thought about closing my eyes for a short nap. No such luck.

We were sent to one of our regular addresses for one of our regular patients. We see him every couple of months for some ailment or another. Don’t get me wrong, he has a lot of legitimate medical problems. Much of that is because he doesn’t take good care of himself, signs out of the hospital a lot, doesn’t seem to follow up, and so on. So, we see him a lot. I was resigned to having to deal with him yet again for one of his non specific ailments that make it frustrating to try to figure out what to do for him. Usually, we just drive him to the hospital and monitor him because there’s nothing else to do.

Today was no different. He had sharp-dull chest pain that did or didn’t radiate, might have had some shortness of breath, the pain had gone then it came back. Got that? The 12 lead ECG was interesting only in that it looked like a paced rhythm only our monitor didn’t pick up the pacer spikes like it should. Which might mean that he has a demand pacemaker and his rate was above the settings. Or it might mean that there was a problem with our monitor. Or it might mean that there was a problem with the pacemaker itself. Nothing to be done but treat his vague chest pain and go to the hospital. So we did what we do for vague chest pain and went to the hospital.

It’s telling when the triage nurse knows the patient by name and brings his chart up before you’re all the way into the triage area. He was duly assigned a bed and we moved him over. Then I finished my report and we once again went back to the station.

I was channel surfing desperately for something to watch when we were dispatched for a report of a person shot. Off we went listening to the police radio on the way. The first units arrived and found no one outside. Then the BLS arrived and stood around while the police looked for a victim or any indication that any shooting had been going on. There was a crowd of people standing in front of the address, all playing Mickey the Dunce. Or whatever that is in Creole. One of the eagle eyed police officers noted some blood, actually a good amount of blood, on the ground and front porch of the house. This caused the police to go into the house and all the way up to the top floor. Where they found more people with blank stares, including the man with the gun shot wounds in his leg and foot.

Yeah, he had been shot and then run a block or so and up three flights of stairs just to make the call more challenging for us. We gave him a quick exam, did some vital signs and went down to the ambulance. Where we took off the rest of his clothes, did a more thorough exam, found three wounds, and went off to the hospital. One bullet had gone through his wallet and grazed his ass, another was in his thigh and the third was in his foot. Seems that when the shooting started he wisely ran away, just a bit too slow. He wasn’t hurt so badly that he couldn’t make several phone calls on the way to the hospital. Normally I take the phone from the patients since it interferes with my conversation with them, but this time I didn’t bother.

Off to the trauma center we went. They weren’t too excited since they already had a bunch of patients and this particular one wasn’t that severely injured. Oh well, they had a nice Christmas buffet set out and invited us to partake. Which was nice of them.

While my partner was finishing his report another call came in, this time for another chest pain. Off we went to one of the city’s more convoluted housing projects to play find the address because some genius thought using black lettering on red brick would be just fine at night. Really, I think you have to be a moron to work for the public housing agency.

We finally found the patient sitting on his couch. Dull pain in the middle of his chest, which radiated up to his left jaw and arm. Oh-oh. He also mentioned that he was out “for a walk” when this happened and that he had almost fainted because he got so dizzy. Oh, that. Fall of of that, he was an incredibly stoic patient, the exact opposite of our first patient. He had already taken aspirin, so that was good.

We started him on some Oxygen and attached the cardiac monitor.

As we looked at the screen we noticed that Lead III had some elevation in ST segments. “That will probably disappear when we do the 12 lead.”, said my partner optimistically.

“Nooo, I think it will be worse when we do the 12 lead.”, said I pessimistically.

Sometimes I hate being right.

Our stoic gentleman was having a pretty decent Myocardial Infarction, with ST elevation in Leads II, III, and AVF, as well as reciprocal changes in leads I and AVL. Now, every good paramedic knows to look at Leads II and III and see if there is more elevation in III than II. If there is, the patient is likely having a right Ventricular MI as well as the more prevalent left Ventricular MI.

Guess what our patient had? So, we did a quick V4R which looked fine and meant that he likely wasn’t having a right Ventricular infarct, which was at least something positive.

12 Lead with V4R.

While my partner and the BLS guys got the patient into a stair chair, I went out to the hospital to give them a head’s up. Same hospital we had just left because it was the closest one with a cardiac cath lab. The staff of which had to be called in because no one staffs their cath lab 24 hours a day and on nights we try to give early notification so they can wake people up and get them in to activate the lab. I called on the radio and a bored sounding nurse answered. She handed the radio off to the bored sounding charge nurse. Who is really only bored because he’s been doing this as long as I have and nothing much phases him.

My radio call went something like this,

“Good morning ED, we have a STEMI alert for you this morning, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah.” I omitted everything after STEMI alert because that was what they needed to hear. The bored sounding charge nurse didn’t sound so bored when he acknowledged my traffic.

Back to the patient. He still had chest pain, so as my partner started the IV I again asked the patient if he had any previous medical problems, took any medication, or had any allergies. Negative to all of the above he assured me.

Time for another 12 Lead. Not that it was going to change anything we did, but it would be nice to see if there were any more changes.

Pretty much the same, but his heart rate did have this disconcerting habit of slowing down to about 50, which almost had me putting on pacer pads just in case. But, I held off and his rate stayed where it should be.

Since he was clearly having an MI and his blood pressure was a bit low, we decided to skip Nitroglycerine and just give him Morphine. Which we did while we were driving him to the hospital. We got a grand reception at the hospital and a couple of minutes after we arrived the cath lab team started to show up. Pretty impressive since less than 30 minutes before they likely had been all snug in their beds with visions of sugar-plums dancing in their heads. Or something.

Oh, remember that Nitroglycerin we didn’t give? Good thing, because apparently our stoic little gentleman had plans when he went out for his “walk”. Which plans involved taking some Viagra, which he hadn’t wanted to mention in front of his wife. Not that I blame him. So, I don’t know if the pain actually came on while he was walking or doing something else. Not that it matters, but it might have been bad if we had given the Nitroglycerin.

That’s enough good calls for a week, let alone a single shift, but we weren’t done yet because we were only a bit more than halfway through our shift.

We finished the paperwork, restocked, went back to the station. Once again, we were sitting around being bored when I heard the police call for an ambulance in a hurry for a man “shot or stabbed in the neck bleeding very heavily.” That got our attention and since it would take a couple of minutes for the message to get from their dispatcher to ours we called in and told the dispatcher we were responding. Which, being a nitwit dispatcher, torqued her off, but well, to put it bluntly, screw her. We have a scan function in our radios for just this sort of situation and it’s reduced our response time often in the past.

We were just about a mile from the location so it took us no time to get there. Or it seemed that way the way my partner was driving. We arrived along with a BLS crew to find the police waving frantically and pointing to car which had the patient in it.

Whichever cop said he had a bad neck wound was right. At first I wasn’t sure the patient was alive, but he was. And covered with blood. With a nasty wound to the left side of his neck from the lower jaw down almost to the back of his neck. Nice anatomy lesson since we could see the base of his tongue, his external carotid (intact), lots of muscle, and lots and lots of blood. We got him into the ambulance and stuffed a multi-trauma dressing into the wound and I held pressure while my partner called the other trauma center and told them we were coming in. Then he took over pressure while I started an IV. Not that an IV would do all that much in the field, but at least they could give blood through it.

We stopped, or at least slowed down, the bleeding enough to keep the guy alive until we got to the hospital. The trauma surgeon took one look at the wound and took the guy right up to the OR. He’ll probably live, but he’ll have a story to tell. At least I think he’ll live, but that was one nasty wound.

While there I did a bit of follow up on the first patient. They admitted him to rule out unstable Angina, which was odd. Not the diagnosis, but the fact that he allowed them to admit him. Usually he signs out against medical advice and goes home with a new prescription.

We cleaned up, did our report, re stocked and went back to the station to wait out the remaining two hours of our shift. Which mercifully passed without incident or another call.

For those of you looking to get into EMS, this is not a typical shift. It’s actually more like a month of shifts all rolled into one. No wonder I was so tired when I got home.

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Speaking Of Response Times

October 13, 2011 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

Follow Up to 2007 Audit of Philadelphia Fire Department EMS

If you want a shorter version read,

Butkovitz finds EMS responses still badly inadequate

I’m going to include this quote because it underlines what happens when non medical people try to help improve EMS systems.

Butkovitz called on the department to cross-train paramedics as firefighters. Unlike ambulances, fire engines usually arrive at emergency calls within three minutes of calls. But they are not staffed with paramedics

If the problem is not enough available ambulances to meet demand, wouldn’t the answer be to add more ambulances. Sending fire fighters, whether trained as paramedics or not, is a band aid approach to the problem.

Speaking of the problem I am compelled to add a second quote.

Butkovitz echoed the sentiment, saying the department needed to bring its financial resources in line with its need: EMS incidents account for 82 percent of the department’s workloads, but EMS receives only 17 percent of the department’s budget.

Soooo, Mr. Butkovitz correctly identified a need to resource mismatch, but then goes on to recommend a fix that isn’t a fix.

Other cities have had success with paramedics on engines, Butkovitz said.

Define success, Mr. Butkovitz. I’ll be it has something to do with response times, but little to do with outcomes. Has anyone ever done a study to see if there is an advantage to having paramedics on fire trucks. I mean a peer reviewed, blinded, study, not a “White Paper” issued by the hacks at the IAFF.

If there is one, please point me to it. For that matter how many fire based EMS systems publish their cardiac arrest survival rates? But I digress.

Last quote,

Even though more than half of the calls flooding in are for non-emergencies, the department does not have a priority dispatch system, Butkovitz said. Rather, it operates “robotically” on “first come, first served.” And the city’s 311 system has not eased the load on 911, he said.

Even though I very recently pointed out that priority dispatch type systems aren’t always very accurate, they are better than a system that amounts to little more than pulling a number out of a hat.

My thought would be not to get sick or hurt in the City Of Brotherly Love EMS Chaos.

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From The Journal Of Iatrogenic Medicine

September 1, 2011 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

Of course there is no such thing as the Journal of Iatrogenic Medicine, but sometimes I wonder if there should be.

For the record Iatrogenic is death, illness, or injury caused by a medical practitioner. Wikipedia has a pretty good article on the subject. Iatrogenia is a frank violation of the real first rule of medicine Primum non nocere, which is Latin for first do no harm. Which, despite it’s inclusion in the Hippocratic Oath apparently only dates to the 19th century. Still the principle is sound and often requires medical folks to do nothing because the cause of the problem is totally opaque. I’ve often told co workers that they shouldn’t just do something, but stand there until they know what to do. I think that’s a more sound course of action than trying a treatment because of the compulsion to “do something”. Every treatment, procedure, or medication has some degree of risk of harming the patient. The more we learn, the more it seems that things that we were taught might help, but couldn’t hurt, actually can hurt. Oxygen therapy and spinal immobilization come to mind in the case of EMS. As more studies are done on both topics, we learn that either can cause more harm than good when done under the wrong circumstances.

Every once in a while I’ll encounter a patient who is extremely ill or even dying and I’ll have no idea what is causing this. It’s a helpless feeling to see a sick person and not know exactly what to do to help them. At times like this I practice minimalist medicine. Which is to say that I stick with the ABCs, Airway, Breathing, and Circulation and use a large bolus of diesel fuel to get to the hospital as quickly as possible. In those cases it’s a relief to go back a few hours later and have the physician tell you that he couldn’t figure it either and turfed it to a specialist. It doesn’t make me feel smarter, just less dumb.

Herewith are three cases of Iatrogenic medicine. Fortunately none of them were committed by EMS practitioners.

DOCTOR CUT OUT THE HEALTHY PART OF MY HUSBAND’S BRAIN

A FORMER paramedic had the wrong part of his brain removed by a bungling NHS surgeon during an operation he didn’t even need.

Not only did they remove the wrong part of his brain, he didn’t need the operation in the first place. Speaking as a paramedic myself, I know that I don’t have enough brain that I can spare any in a needless operation.

Richard Kennedy, chief medical officer, said: “I very much regret the tragic outcome for Mr Tunney and his family and on behalf of the trust would like to ­apologise.

“Since 2008, this case has been thoroughly reviewed through our governance process and I am confident that measures have been put in place to prevent this type of incident reoccurring.

“For example, we now collaborate with expert clinicians at other trusts in these kinds of cases.”

So, they need to consult experts at other hospitals before they open up a patient’s skull and start hacking out parts of their brains. I wonder what the expert clinicians tell them other than to hack out the right part of the brain and to make sure that said part needs hacking out before commencing. Obviously the folks at University Hospitals Coventry and Warwickshire NHS Trust are no brain surgeons. I’m not making light of this because Mr. Tunney is now permanently and severely disabled. Iatrongenic medicine at it’s finest.

Hospital Admits Mistake After Teen Left Paralyzed

A British teenager was left permanently paralyzed from the waist down after an epidural anesthetic was left in her spine for too long after a routine operation to remove a hospital has admitted.

Sophie Tyler, 17, from Newport, South Wales, was 14 when staff at Birmingham Children’s Hospital left the painkiller in her back for two days, Sky News reported Wednesday.

You’d think that they’d notice that, especially after she started to have signs and symptoms and while just maybe it was early enough to do something to stop the damage. But no, they didn’t. Maybe they didn’t want to interrupt their afternoon tea or something. Rank incompetence.

Both of these cases are from Once Great Britain and it’s tempting to blame their national health care system, but the truth is it happens here too.

Parents get $7m in death of infant

A Suffolk County Superior Court jury awarded a South Hamilton couple a judgment of $7 million yesterday in the 2004 death of their newborn daughter at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, according to their attorney.

Jurors found Dr. Janet Lloyd and nurse practitioner Michele Ambrosino negligent in the care of Katherine Bellerose, who was born about two months early at the hospital on June 13, 2004, and developed a condition that caused her intestinal tissue to die.

Once again a preventable death if only someone had paid a bit closer attention to the patient and the family’s concern.

And they tell me that guns are dangerous.

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It’s Electric

August 30, 2011 by tooldtowork 5 Comments

Actually, it’s not. While we are fortunate that we did not suffer injuries or damage to our property, we have no electricity. Which means no Internet, cable, or phone. I’m banging this out on my Blackberry, so I apologize if it looks like a ransom note.

Once I get back on line I’ll have some posts to write. One will be about Irene, one about an interesting cardiac case (maybe two), and one about interesting multi media resources for EMS folks.

Hoping to rejoin the 21st century later today.

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The Top 100 Science Fiction And Fantasy Novels

August 27, 2011 by tooldtowork 3 Comments

At least according to a poll by NPR.

Like other bloggers I’m publishing the list with the books I’ve read highlighted in bold. Comments at the bottom of the list.

1. The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
2. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
3. Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card
4. The Dune Chronicles, by Frank Herbert
5. A Song Of Ice And Fire Series, by George R. R. Martin
6. 1984, by George Orwell
7. Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
8. The Foundation Trilogy, by Isaac Asimov
9. Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
10. American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
11. The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
12. The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan
13. Animal Farm, by George Orwell
14. Neuromancer, by William Gibson
15. Watchmen, by Alan Moore
16. I, Robot, by Isaac Asimov
17. Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein
18. The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
19. Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
20. Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
21. Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick
22. The Handmaid’s Tale, by Margaret Atwood
23. The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King
24. 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke
25. The Stand, by Stephen King
26. Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
27. The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury
28. Cat’s Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
29. The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman
30. A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
31. Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein
32. Watership Down, by Richard Adams
33. Dragonflight, by Anne McCaffrey
34. The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
35. A Canticle For Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller
36. The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
37. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Jules Verne
38. Flowers For Algernon, by Daniel Keys
39. The War Of The Worlds, by H.G. Wells
40. The Chronicles Of Amber, by Roger Zelazny
41. The Belgariad, by David Eddings
42. The Mists Of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
43. The Mistborn Series, by Brandon Sanderson
44. Ringworld, by Larry Niven
45. The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. LeGuin
46. The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien
47. The Once And Future King, by T.H. White
48. Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
49. Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke
50. Contact, by Carl Sagan
51. The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons
52. Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
53. Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
54. World War Z, by Max Brooks
55. The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle
56. The Forever War, by Joe Haldeman
57. Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett
58. The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever, by Stephen R. Donaldson
59. The Vorkosigan Saga, by Lois McMaster Bujold
60. Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
61. The Mote In God’s Eye, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
62. The Sword Of Truth, by Terry Goodkind
63. The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
64. Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke
65. I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson
66. The Riftwar Saga, by Raymond E. Feist
67. The Shannara Trilogy, by Terry Brooks
68. The Conan The Barbarian Series, by R.E. Howard
69. The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
70. The Time Traveler’s Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
71. The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson
72. A Journey To The Center Of The Earth, by Jules Verne
73. The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R.A. Salvatore
74. Old Man’s War, by John Scalzi
75. The Diamond Age, by Neil Stephenson
76. Rendezvous With Rama, by Arthur C. Clarke
77. The Kushiel’s Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey
78. The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. LeGuin
79. Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury
80. Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
81. The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series, by Steven Erikson
82. The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde
83. The Culture Series, by Iain M. Banks
84. The Crystal Cave, by Mary Stewart
85. Anathem, by Neal Stephenson
86. The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
87. The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe
88. The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn
89. The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldan
90. The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock
91. The Illustrated Man, by Ray Bradbury
92. Sunshine, by Robin McKinley
93. A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
94. The Caves Of Steel, by Isaac Asimov
95. The Mars Trilogy, by Kim Stanley Robinson
96. Lucifer’s Hammer, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
97. Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis
98. Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville
99. The Xanth Series, by Piers Anthony
100. The Space Trilogy, by C.S. Lewis

Looking at the list, I’ve read a good part of the list, which signifies nothing. Well, other than I’m a bit of a geek, which you should know by now. I remember the first science fiction book I read, which is not on the list, and the circumstances under which it came to my attention. Blame my mother for starting that.

I think lists like this are pretty meaningless, even if put together by a survey or poll. I don’t think that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is the best science fiction or fantasy novel ever written. Not by a large margin. Eight to be exact, since off the top of my head Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy is the best novel (although it’s three book) ever written, but others won’t agree. Actually, other than the fact that book sellers put them on the same shelves, I don’t even think of science fiction and fantasy as the same genre, even though I’ve read some of both. Is Harry Potter fantasy or science fiction? Or a kid’s book for that matter. They should be separate lists since some people only read one, but never the other. As you can see, I’ve read some of each, but much more science fiction than fantasy.

Heinlein does no better than 17th? And that’s with Stranger in a Strange Land, which he wrote when he was broke and needed the money. He mentioned a couple of times over the years in various publications that he hated that book. Unlike everything else that he wrote, I’ve read it once and haven’t owned a copy in 25 years or more. Most of his so called juvenile series books are better written than Stranger, but because they were written primarily for young boys I don’t know that they’d be considered serious literature.

Do you notice a name missing from the list? I do, and it’s glaring to me although he was much better known for his short stories than novels. Theodore Sturgeon.

I don’t think that Stephen King writes either Science Fiction or Fantasy, but then again I’m not a King fan so I don’t think he belongs on a top ten list at all.

All in all, this is just another top 100 list that is essentially meaningless, but will give people something to debate endlessly without changing anyone’s mind.

 

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