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In The Press Room

May 3, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

So, here I am sitting in the press room at the NRA Annual Meetings. I’ll say from the outset that the NRA is very friendly to the “new media”. After all, they’re giving me press credentials. Maybe I should say that they have a sense of humor because they gave me press credentials. To my right is OldNFO, to his right is Ambulance Driver. Two bloggers I read every day. Wandering through are Nancy from “Excels at Nothing”, JayG, We’erd Beard, Jennifer from In Jennifer’s Head, and a bunch of others who write much better than I do.

I’m kind of in Fan Boi territory here, but I’ll try not to show it. I think AD is writing a post about dinner last night, so I’ll just tell you to head over there and read it, but I’ll tell you this much about that. I sat across from Law Dog and Phlegmfatale and next to a bunch of people we I’d never met in person. As we were eating we were talking about this and that and we started talking about Phlegmfatale’s surgery. One of the other folks at the table made fake gacking sounds and I apologized for being so graphic. My EMS readers know how that goes. No apology necessary, because he’s a EMS helicopter pilot and has heard these conversations before. Once again the small world of EMS strikes.

Which brought us to the ever popular EMS topic of smells and what to do about them.

Do we have great dinner conversations or what?

Back to the NRA Meetings. The place is packed. The media says that “up to” 10,000 people are expected and that seems maybe a tad conservative to me. For the record I didn’t fly into George Bush Intercontinental Airport, so I missed that excitement. While it’s in the media here in Houston, it’s not dominating the coverage as it would in other cities. Just one more misguided individual getting his 15 seconds of fame.

There are supposed to be some “protesters” outside somewhere, but we didn’t see them.

Now, it’s off to the exhibit hall to look, ask silly questions, and try not to drool on the shiny toys.

Feel free to comment if there is anything in particular you want me to investigate. Seriously.

 

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Filed Under: Civil Rights, Firearms

I’m Off

May 1, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

I’m sure many of you suspected that anyway. In this case I’m off to Houston for the NRA Annual Meetings. I’ll be taking a lot of pictures and notes and if I have time, I’ll be blogging what I see. EMS related blogging will resume when I get back. Sometime in the next week or so, I expect to have a number of 12 Lead ECGs for you EMS types to chew on. Maybe I’ll try to dig in to my memory banks and recall some interesting calls from my BLS days. Way, way, back when there was a lot of now politically incorrect fun to be had in EMS. Good thing that there was no Facebook (or Internet) back then or this blog would probably be called, “Too Old To Flip Burgers, Too Young To Retire”.

 

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There Is An Old Saying

April 28, 2013 by tooldtowork 1 Comment

It’s the one about closing the barn door after the horse has escaped. I’m sure you’ve heard of it, but apparently the Commissioner of the New York City Police Department hasn’t. If he had, he wouldn’t be pushing this bull shit.

Saying Privacy Is ‘Off the Table,’ NYC Police Commissioner Demands More Surveillance Cameras

From the Department of Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste comes word that New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly thinks that now is a great time to install even more surveillance cameras hither and yon around the Big Apple. After the Boston Marathon bombing, the Tsarnaev brothers were famously captured on security camera footage and thereby identified. That just may soften up Americans to the idea of the all-seeing glass eye. “I think the privacy issue has really been taken off the table,” Kelly gloats.

The problem for Kelly is that the cameras didn’t do what we’ve all been told that they were intended to do. After 9/11 and based on what was going on in London at the time greater surveillance in public areas was sold to the public as a means to prevent further attacks. Almost every square inch of London is covered by cameras and has been for years. The only role that they played after the 2007 London Underground bombings was to identify the bombers.

As the articles points out, it was video footage taken by cameras owned by private companies, not the government, that helped to identify the bombers. I don’t have a problem if private businesses record who comes on to their property, but I do have a problem with constant surveillance of people’s movements in public by the government. I have a bigger problem with the government spending my tax dollars to fund the equipment, especially if the government is lying about what they can do to prevent crimes or acts of terror.

Of course in some cities, those private institutions have been strong armed by the government into allowing “sharing” of their private property. I have a much bigger problem with this, and I think that at some point in time, this issue will go before the federal courts.

There are certainly things that the government can do that might prevent terror attacks in major (or minor) cities. One that comes to mind is actually vetting the people who come into the country in the first place. But no, we can’t do that, it would be discriminatory or something. It’s far better to not only let potential enemies into the country, but to support them and shower them with the largesse of taxpaying public. Maybe in gratitude, they’ll only use sensitive, smaller, bombs that won’t kill as many infidels.

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Filed Under: Civil Rights, The War Against Fundamentalist Islam

George Jones RIP

April 26, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

One of the greats of country music, he had a personal life that can only be called “colorful”. Although train wreck could be used by the judgmental types.

It’s a miracle that he lived as long as he did, unlike so many others who died much to young. He lived a full life and provided us with a lot of great music over the years.

It’s fitting that this was one of his biggest hits.


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Through The Retrospectroscope

April 22, 2013 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

In medicine when we review a case it’s usually because all didn’t go well for the patient. It’s part of our on going effort to improve what we do and how we treat patients. If you’re going to be in any aspect of medicine for long, you have to get used to a certain level of scrutiny. Often, looking back at a case we can see where we might have gone wrong. The problem is that we had to go with what we knew at the time, not what we were going to know after the case was over. The less the patient can help us to treat them, the more likely it is that something that would have been extremely helpful won’t be known until later on. If we ever know it.

When we review a case, we look at what we knew about the patient and also what we should have known. That is, did we miss something that we should have seen, or did we not ask a question we should have asked? Did we forget to ask or look for a list of medications or allergies? A good example of this is forgetting to ask a patient, male or female, if they are on any of the medication commonly prescribed for erectile dysfunction. The use of that class of medication has gone beyond helping males to achieve and erection, which is why I included women in my comment. Giving nitrates to patients on those types of drugs can easily harm a patient.

That’s the type of thing we should know about and shame on us if we don’t.

Then there is the type of stuff that we couldn’t know about because there is just no way to know it without the patient telling you or it being written down somewhere. For example, does the patient take drugs that might interact with what we plan to administer? Sometime you just can’t know. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld referred to two types of unknowns. There were things that you knew you didn’t know, and you could plan around them. Contingencies in case something that might happen, but can’t be predicted actually happen. Then there are the “unknown unknowns”. These are things that you can’t reasonably predict might happen and so it’s hard, if not impossible to prepare for them. Patients are full of surprises, sometimes they just don’t do what the text book tells us that they should do. In which case our treatment plan goes to hell in a hand basket and we have to react quickly to keep things from getting out of hand. Often, after the call, the  missing pieces fall into place and we now know that which would have been very helpful in the heat of battle.

In medicine we refer to a mythical piece of medical equipment known as the “Retrospectrocope”. It’s a wonderful piece of equipment that allows us to see things in the past with complete clarity. The problem comes when other people apply the Retrospectroscope to our actions and scold us for not knowing something at the time that they can clearly see in the present because they have all the information that we would have loved to have had, but just couldn’t. It’s a cheap sort of criticism intended to produce a sense of superiority in the observer and a sense of failure in the provider. It’s a low way to operate and fortunately in medicine it’s not that common.

So now I’ve used about 600 words to describe something that we do in medicine, in a post that really doesn’t have anything to do with medicine.

I told you all that so I can tell you this.

It seems that the Retrospectroscopes are in full use this week in regards to the Boston Marathon bombings and the aftermath.

We find that the FBI knew about one of the bombings and should have done something. The fact that they had no probable cause to arrest him, or even keep him under surveillance seems not to matter to these people. Who, if they found out that the FBI had been keeping him under surveillance, would have complained about the United States turning into a police state and protested that his civil rights were being violated.

The police shouldn’t have locked down Boston and some other cities around Boston. It’s a police state! Never mind that the two bombers were now identified and there was an active manhunt on for them. Never mind that during that manhunt they shot and killed one police officer and shot and critically wounded another one. Or that they threw explosive devices at police and had no hesitation about engaging the police in a fire fight. Or that they carjacked a person and the only reason that they didn’t kill him was that they didn’t think he was an American.

The police were incompetent and the only reason Suspect #2 was caught was because a citizen happened to find him hiding in a boat. The police had been searching for almost 24 hours. They had searched that boat earlier, which to me means that Suspect #2 moved around. Was he hiding in one of the houses? Maybe. The police only searched when they were invited to by the residents. The police had stopped searching for the day, but hadn’t given up. They still suspected he was in the area, they just hadn’t found him yet. I don’t care how many officers there were in the area, it’s damned hard to find someone when they don’t want to be found.

The police were too brutal in shooting Suspect #1.  I don’t have a publishable response to this one. Some people are just so self absorbed and stupid that they can’t be reasoned with. What’s really stunning is that someone pays this nitwit to teach college students. I’m reminded of Colonel Jessup’s speech from A Few Good Men. It’s easy to criticize people when you don’t have to do what they do or pay the price that they do.

Everyone in the affected areas should have/should not have had a gun ready. All the arm chair commandos, both amateur and professional are sure that that THEY would have been able to capture these people if only they were there with their guns. Anyone who reads this blog knows that I own guns. I’m often armed as I go about my daily business. I’m fairly proficient with a firearm, but I’m not a fool. The reason I carry a gun is if all else fails and my life is in danger. If the police were chasing a suspect in my neighborhood, then I wouldn’t run around outside with a gun. No Dr. Keith Ablow the police shouldn’t have told the people in Watertown to “get their guns”. The people in Watertown and likely everywhere else who own guns probably figured that one out on their own. I know a lot of people I know did.

I just wish that people would turn off the Retrospectroscopes and stop making fools of themselves with criticisms which they are totally unqualified to make.

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Filed Under: Politics, The War Against Fundamentalist Islam

It’s Like A Bad Movie, But It’s Real

April 19, 2013 by tooldtowork

Watching the non stop coverage of the bombings, shoot outs, and man hunt in Boston the thought struck me that if it were a pre view of a new action movie coming out, I’d say to myself that I wouldn’t waste the money to go see it.

Only it’s not a movie, it’s really happening. Three people dead and 170 injured form the bombing, one police officer dead, another critically wounded, and the entire greater Boston on alert and on edge.

There are police officers from most of the New England states involved in this massive operation. EMS agencies from the greater Boston area are providing support, two entire cities were on lock down.

In America.

As I type this police are responding to a report of shots fired in Watertown, MA and police are swarming into the area.

My greatest fear is that while this is the first terror attack in America of this type, it’s not going to be the last.

I’m not even going to start on the nationality, motives, or religion of the alleged terrorists because I don’t have to.

Now all the nitwits who wonder why the police have all this equipment can stop wondering. It’s not your fantasy of Janet Napolitano coming to take you to the FEMA re-eductation came, it’s because those of us in public safety have been preparing and training for this since before 9/11. So please, sit down and shut up while people are putting their lives on the line to protect us.

I’m closing comments on this post because I don’t have the patience for the inevitable idiotic comments from the inevitable idiots.

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Filed Under: History, The War Against Fundamentalist Islam

I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy

April 19, 2013 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

For morons, that is. This school system and police department deserve everything they are likely to get.

 

8th grade student suspended, arrested over gun t-shirt

It was the image of a gun printed on Jared’s t-shirt that sparked a dispute between a Logan Middle School teacher and Jared, that ended with Jared suspended, arrested and facing two charges, obstruction and disturbing the education process, on his otherwise spotless record.

I imagine that lawyers will soon be involved, charges will be dropped, and an apology issued. No doubt the Superintendent of schools will deeply regret what happened and they will be reviewing their policies. Which is only the start of what should happen. A teacher should be fired, a police officer should be reprimanded, and a check should be written.

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West, Texas

April 19, 2013 by tooldtowork 2 Comments

The crazy news out of Boston and vicinity has driven the tragic fire, explosion, and deaths in West, TX out of the news, but it’s a tragedy on a grand scale for a town so small. A number of volunteer fire fighters are dead or missing and other people have lost their homes.

If Boston wasn’t in effect a war zone right now, this would be a huge story. As it should be.

In a small town like West, I imagine that everyone knows each other. I know people who live in towns like that although I never have. Police officers are volunteer fire fighter who are EMTs or paramedics, who run the local gas station, who might be a teacher, or someone you play baseball with. Everyone knows everyone and a lot of people are related. As bad as the explosion itself might have been, the resulting deaths are 100x worse.

They need the President to fly there and declare the place a disaster area.

The also need your prayers and thoughts.

That is all.

 

 

 

 

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When Doolittle Did A Lot

April 18, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

April 18, 1942. A mere five months after the stunning attack by the Imperial Japanese Navy on the US military bases on Oahu, the United States struck back. Morale in the United States needed a boost after Pearl Harbor and a several month long string of victories by the Japanese.

Lieutenant Colonel James “Jimmy” Doolittle helped plan the attack, selected crews from the volunteers, lead the training, and lead the attack itself.

The key to the attack was being able to launch large for the time B-25 Mitchel medium bombers from US Navy aircraft carriers. These planes were much larger than anything the Navy had and were not designed to be launched from carriers. There was no way that they would be able to land on them after the attack. The plan was for the planes to launch, attack Tokyo, and then continue on to landing fields in China to refuel. A daring plan since much of China was occupied by the Japanese and any pilots captured could expect to be executed by the Japanese.

The technique for taking off from the carriers was developed and practiced by Doolittle and other pilots.

The Mitchells were loaded on to the USS Hornet in early April the task force left California for Japanese waters. The Hornet Task Force was protected by the USS Enterprise and it’s Task Force.

The attack force was spotted by a Japanese patrol boat which got off a warning message before it was sunk. That forced Doolittle to order the airplanes to take off earlier than planned and almost 200 miles further out. The planes took off without incident, flew to Tokyo and other cities and dropped their bombs. None of the B-25s were shot down, although some were damaged. The pilots, now low on fuel, flew towards the mainland of Asia. One landed in Russia because it ran out of fuel and the rest ditched at sea or crashed in China. Every plane that flew the mission was lost. The one that landed in Russia was confiscated by the Russians because they were technically neutral since they were not at war with Japan.

Eleven fliers were captured or killed during the raid. Three of them were executed by the Japanese for “war crimes”. One died attempting to bail out of his plane, two drowned, one died in captivity. The four remaining crew members were prisoners of war until after the Japanese surrender. The crew of the plane confiscated by the Russians was interned for about a year before a staged escape allowed them to return to the US via a circuitous route.

The raid cause little actual damage to the Japanese cities targeted, but it shook the morale of the Japanese people and enraged political and military rulers. The Japanese military ruthlessly sought out the Americans in China and while they never caught them, they killed about 250,000 Chinese in retribution. The attack also prompted the IJN to plan the attack on Midway Atoll which they attempted in June of 1942. The defeat of the Japanese at Midway represented the turning point in the war in the Pacific and so ironically the Doolittle Raid lead to one of the greatest victories in the history of the United States Navy.

Meanwhile Doolittle thought that the raid was a failure because there hadn’t been much damage and all of the planes had been lost. He was convinced that he would be court martialed upon his return to the US. Quite the contrary, he was hailed as a hero and awarded the Medal of Honor. He went on to lead three separate US air forces over the course of the war.

That’s the short version of the story, there is much more information to be had both in print and on the Internet. Like a lot of significant events in World War II, the Doolittle Raid gets scant media coverage these days. That’s too bad because those men risked everything to help their country.

 

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In Boston

April 16, 2013 by tooldtowork Leave a Comment

A lot of bad things happened in Boston yesterday. Two bombs, 3 dead (so far), about 170 people injured. Chaos at a world renowned sporting event that ends in Boston. The media, per usual, got the story wrong and continues to do so.

One very good thing also happened yesterday. The medical response was immediate and efficient.
Because it was the Marathon, Boston EMS already had a large response in progress. Because the Boston Athletic Association takes medical care seriously, there was a large tent full of equipment, doctors, nurses, and others mere yards from where the bombs detonated. Boston has more trauma centers than any other city of it’s size. Five adult, and four pediatric trauma centers. And a world renowned pediatric burn center.  If this had to happen, for the injured, there isn’t a much better place for it to have happened.

The ability of the the EMS and other medical people to triage, treat, and transport that many people in a little bit more than an hour is an amazing feat matched only by the ability of the hospitals to receive, triage, and treat them.

I’m in awe of all of them.

No matter where the investigation leads, who is finally arrested and round responsible, or all the inevitable second guessing from internet know nothings, the medical response could hardly be better. People that might have otherwise died will survive because of that response.

With that, unlike the incredibly dumb media, I’ll have no more comments.

Keep the injured and the people treating them in your thoughts, I know I will.

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