Barrack Obama. Well, he’s obviously the biggest winner of the past year. On the other hand, I think some of his supporters are going to be the biggest losers of 2009, but that remains to be seen.
Hillary Clinton, loser. Her inevitability was apparent to everyone, except the voters. SecState is like a parting gift on a game show.
John McCain, loser. Well, he’s both. He surprisingly won the nomination, but ran an inept campaign with a muddy message. He coulda been a contender.
Sarah Palin, winner. They lost the election, but she is now a national figure. She’s still extremely popular, still young, still has years left to hone her experience. We’ll see her back again, which some people won’t like. Tough shit.
The Republican Party, mostly losers. They can’t run as Democrat Lite and expect to win. There are some bright spots on the horizon, mostly being handed to them by the Democrats. Who seem to be breathing new life into the term “Culture of Corruption”. Republican candidates have won the special elections that have taken place after the November 4 election. 2010 is going to be a very interesting mid term year.
Jay Leno. NBC had him slated to retire from the Tonight Show this year, but he decided he didn’t want to go quietly. So, NBC is giving him a 10:00PM prime time slot five nights a week. Which will only expand his audience while it saves NBC the cost of producing very expensive scripted dramas. So NBC will also win.
Conan O’Brien, loser. Maybe. It depends on how he does against David Letterman. Who, might be a winner.
Helicopter EMS, loser. As I said a few months back, if they don’t fix their problems, the government will. Which will only make things worse in the long run.
The US Military, winners. They are just made of win, top to bottom. Thank you for you service.
The Congress, winners. Made of FAIL, top to bottom. The amazing thing is that these morons keep getting re elected. Which probably makes the voters even bigger losers.
People who got in debt over their heads, mostly winners. The government is going to take money from the people who didn’t over buy, who do pay their bills and mortgages and bail you out.
I’m sure you have your own list, but that’s mine.