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After a long career as a field EMS provider, I'm now doing all that back office stuff I used to laugh at. Life is full of ironies, isn't it? I still live in the Northeast corner of the United States, although I hope to change that to another part of the country more in tune with my values and beliefs. I still write about EMS, but I'm adding more and more non EMS subject matter. Thanks for visiting.


  1. Not just once. Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country. You won’t find that in the book of world records (or national records).

  2. I must have been laughing too hard to hear the repeat at 18. Which is even more obvious and funnier.

  3. I don’t remember his specific comments, but I think Smith is one of the bigger morons on TV generally.

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